did you bring me a monkey?

i live on the Northern Liberties/Fishtown border in Philadelphia. i work at a law firm in Suburban Station, even though i went to multiple schools in different countries for a lot of artsy things. i have too many bicycles & one rabbit. i can also set-up your home theater in my sleep.
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First Friday February (3rd) at Lucky’s Last Chance in Manayunk from 6-9pm. I’ll have a bunch of new pieces up & share the space with two other artists. Come check it out & grab a beer with me!

First Friday February (3rd) at Lucky’s Last Chance in Manayunk from 6-9pm.

I’ll have a bunch of new pieces up & share the space with two other artists. Come check it out & grab a beer with me!

friedfresh: You should all be following this tumblr. My car could totally kinda do that. Viva little cars!

friedfresh:

You should all be following this tumblr.

My car could totally kinda do that. Viva little cars!

(Source: sofapizza)

Haha, ain’t it the troof!

Haha, ain’t it the troof!

(Source: luckyshirt)

youmightfindyourself:

Breaking Bad x The Simpsons

If Breaking Bad was redone Simpsons-style, I’d happily rewatch the entire thing asap.

theartofanimation: Richard Morden This is the most dangerous effect of fracking, in the part of my mind that is 10 years old.

theartofanimation:

Richard Morden

This is the most dangerous effect of fracking, in the part of my mind that is 10 years old.

I got yer bunny ass right HERE.

I got yer bunny ass right HERE.

youmightfindyourself:

College for Creative Studies ads. “It’s art, dad.”

I love this ad campaign. Dirty art kid 4-eva.

A Semen Cookbook for all your alternative culinary needs. Or a really weird gag gift.

A Semen Cookbook for all your alternative culinary needs. Or a really weird gag gift.

thingsofenjoyablenature: Me. All times. Oh, man. So true.

thingsofenjoyablenature:

Me. All times.

Oh, man. So true.

(Source: neversober)

Is there anything wrong with being 53 and pregnant? 

I see nothing wrong with establishing your life solidly before filling it with others who will depend on you. The opposite of “Idiocracy”.

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